Sompopo's Revenge

The Horror!

Last night I am sitting in my living room watching the telly and as usual I am flipping through channels trying to fine something interesting to watch. Out of all the cable channels we have available there are only a few I watch religiously and those are The Discovery channel, The History Channel, Sci Fi channel, Turner Classic Movies and the Public Broadcasting service. I am not a big fan of sitcoms and rarely if ever do I entertain the thought of watching them. Anyway, as I am flipping through the channels I came across the show Nip/Tuck shown on the cable channel FX. The show is about two plastic surgeons and the insane situations they get themselves into during the course of business with their patients. What caught my attention was Rosie O'Donnell offering Dr. Christian Troy played by Julian McMahon $100,000 to screw her so she could get back at her husband or boyfriend. The doctor says "I would not sit on the same bench with you for $100,000", so she says name your price and he says how about $400,000? Then she says "I will throw in another $20,000 if we can do it on the small rug on the floor".

To my horror the next scene shows O'Donnell flat on her back on the little rug on the floor with her knees in the air and the doc on top going at it while she continues to talk and ask questions. I think it would be fair to say that most people know who Rosie O'Donnell is and what shes is about so it should come as no surprise at the shock and horror of seeing this particular scene. I sense that the writers of Nip/Tuck and FX took advantage of the fact that this is the month of Halloween and what would be more scary than watching Rosie O'Donnell get laid? Its brilliant because of all the horror movies that will be shown this month I can guarantee not one will be scarier than this.

And I thought I had seen it all.