September 30, 2007

Calm!

There is a calm about me right now. A sense of resolve that permeates my very being. An incestuous compulsion to be, and linger, although for just awhile.

My cause and reasion are beside the point. The point being, just to be. The choice is clear. Only for a little while anyway.

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September 19, 2007

Would you?

These two fine looking ladies were busted in Fort Payne Alabama for prostitution.

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The top picture is the daugther and the bottom picture is the 62 year old mother.

Would someone please tell me what man would be so hard up as to lay with either one of these lard asses? For all those that would, they only charge 15 bucks a piece.

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September 14, 2007

The Invasion!

The true story. Coming by the hundreds to a city near you.

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September 13, 2007

Warming Flatulence!

This globel warming thing has become such a joke all I can do is laugh.

We now have some so called experts from London saying if people would eat less meat by 10 percent it would cut the gases emitted by cows and therefore reduce so called "Globel Warming".

Now I don't know about you but how the hell does that cut down on Flatulence? It would make more sense to eat more cows. Less cows, less farting going on. After all a cow cannot fart if he doesn't exist, right?

I have heard eveything from walking to farting causes so called "Globel Warming" and it has become so ridiculous there is no way I can put any faith into it. Where do these nutcases come from? If nothing else mabie these nutcases could keep there mouths shut thus reducing all that hot air they spew into the atmosphere.

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