Sompopo's Revenge

Want To Get F%$#ed in the ass?

Just come to DeKalb County Ga and get a traffic ticket. I am not sure how long it will be before I can sit down again after being fucked out of $146.00 for failure to obey a traffic signal. Last Easter Sunday me, my wife and granddaughter were on our way to some friends for an Easter egg hunt. The speed limit on 29 is 45 miles an hour (the asshole that pulled me over did not know this) and I was doing just under that. I was coming upon a traffic light which turned yellow just as I was less than ten feet from the line. Considering how close I was to the line there was no way to stop with out slamming on the brakes which I was not about to do with my granddaughter and a cooler in the back seat. I slowed down almost to a stop but was halfway through the light when I did. I decided to go on through even though there was an asshole cop sitting at the same light waiting to pull out onto 29. Sure enough they pull me over and a punk rookie (Pooty) tells me I ran the light. I told her that there was no way to stop and that was why she saw me slow down the way I did in the intersection. The bitch gives me a ticket anyway so I asked her what I was supposed to do if that situation came up again. Should I go through or should I back up to the line. She refused to answer the question and her asshole sidekick tells me that the speed limit was 40mph and that I was probably going to fast. I told him the speed limit was 45 and I was doing under that. Here they are giving me a ticket and the idiots do not even know the speed limit of the road they were patrolling. On top of that the ticket looked like a two year old had written it out. I could hardly read it. Needless to say this really put a damper on my Easter.

On the back of the ticket it says you must wait ten days before finding out what the fine will be. Wrong, how about three weeks. It also says you can pay the fine through the mail with cash, money order or cashiers check but in the same paragraph it says do not send cash. After calling and finding out the fine was $132.00 I was told I could pay with a credit card over the phone (with a nine dollar charge of course) or at the recorders court. Lie, they do not except credit cards at the recorders court. Even there they charge five dollars just to pay the fine. Everything I was told was a lie. Of course if you knew who runs DeKalb County government you would know why one hand does not know what the other is doing. The fine was actually $136.00 and I had to pay over the phone including the $9.00 charge. I was fucked in every way possible and these assholes love doing it. So, unless you love getting fucked up the ass stay away from DeKalb County Georgia