Reminds me of the song from UB40 (Rat In The Kitchen) or the movie Willard. We have rats in the attic and its WAR. Just checked the traps in the attic and yes I got one. Little basturds head was crushed like a grape. His eyes were watery and glazed over. I'll bet the peanut butter I bated it with was good until the hammer came down and crushed the fuckers head. Last year I caught a live one and wondered how I was going to kill him. I looked over and noticed the galvnized trash can sitting in the corner. That little light bulb appeared over my head and lit up. I filled the trash can half full of water and dumped the little basturd in. I sat and watched that fucker trying to keep his nose above the water line for about 15 minutes. Finally he was just to tired and slipped below the surface for the last time. Two little bubbles were the last thing to come to the surface and all was calm. Now, I am usually pretty kind to animals but these were Rats and this was WAR. I have had it with these little basturds and their will be no sympathy from me.
So, if you are a rat and try to get into my kitchen YOU WILL DIE...............
Posted by Eric Von Zipper at November 4, 2005 11:14 AM | TrackBackHAHAHA!Its DEJAVU allover again!Remember our Rat Story from last year?!
GO KILLER!GO GIT'R DONE!!!!!!
Thanks for the motivation. These little fuckers are toast :)
Posted by: sompopo at November 4, 2005 01:07 PMRemember.....bacon,wrapped real tight,fry a bit with a lighter and have FUN with the carcas.Remember also..fireworks up there ass is lots of fun!!!
Posted by: The Brat at November 4, 2005 02:36 PMFireworks, now thats the ticket.
Posted by: sompopo at November 4, 2005 02:52 PMThat is horrible papa! Watching it drown? Geez! I understand getting rid of them but don't make them suffer. I'm strange I know but I can't help to think he has feelings. He's a Rat!! OK Ok! I get it! WOW!
Posted by: Ashley at November 4, 2005 09:24 PM