June 27, 2007

The Woman From Hell!

Nancy Grace the one time prosecutor turned host of the court TV show "closing arguments" announced that she is pregnant with twins. If you have ever watched her show you might just understand why I would give anything to bitch-slap the bitch. Her vile and vicious attitude is enough to give one nightmares. If she is anything in real life as she is on that show I feel very sorry for the twins she is about to download. They will be in a living hell and probably turn out with physiological traumas beyond comprehension. To be honest I do not even know the woman (she devil) but given how she acts on TV I would never want to.

So, if you ever see the bitch in public give her a wide berth and do not look directly into her eyes or you will be turned to stone.

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June 25, 2007

Big Bad Ass?

I read today that a wrestler from the WWE and his family was found dead today at their Georgia home. His name was Chris Benoit. I have never been a fan of the so called pro wrestling but what little I have seen was enough for me to never watch it again. The one thing that did catch my attention about it was how all those so called wrestlers walked around like they were big bad ass's. In this case the police said there was no gun play involved which to me would mean they were either beaten or stabbed to death. I guess he wasn't as big of a bad ass that he thought he was was he.

Update: It now seems that it was a murder/Suicide. The wife and kid murdered on Friday and he commits suicide on the following Monday. The police are calling it bazaar.

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June 24, 2007

Today Marks Thirty Years!

Today is our 30th anniversary of marriage and it feels so good. :-)

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June 21, 2007

Joke Of The Day!

Jose & Carlos are panhandling on the street. Jose drives a Mercedes, lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.

Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.

Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.

Jose says "Look at your sign. It says: I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support".

Carlos looks at Jose's sign.

It reads "I only need another $10.00 to move back to Mexico".

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June 20, 2007


Ten Simple, Direct Steps to a Legal American Immigration System

Keep the 1986 Simpson-Mazzoli commitment and control the border. In The Reagan Diaries (HarperCollins, May 22, 2007), President Ronald Reagan wrote that he was going to sign the Simpson-Mazzoli bill because "it's high time we regained control of our borders and [this] bill will do this." For national security reasons, it is vital we regain control of our border. Congress should pass a narrowly written emergency border bill to finish the necessary fence in less than a year and to have complete border control within two years.

Announce an immediate shift of Internal Revenue Service resources to audit companies that are deliberately hiring people illegally. We do not have to focus on deporting those who want to work. We need to focus on the Americans who are getting richer by deliberately breaking our laws, hiring people illegally and failing to pay taxes. These people are cheating their own country. We should focus on fining and making it economically impractical for Americans to deliberately encourage law breaking. Economic penalties for knowingly hiring someone who is illegal should rise dramatically with each employer (including subcontractors) conviction, making it simply too expensive to cheat. This will eliminate the magnet of illegal jobs, will begin to diminish the flow of new illegal workers and will lead some illegal workers to return home voluntarily.

Outsource to American Express, Visa or MasterCard the job of building a real-time verification system so that honest companies can confirm the legal status of all workers and identify people with forged papers before they hire them as fast as your automatic teller machine identifies you and gives you money in a matter of seconds. We must distinguish between companies that deliberately hire illegal workers and companies that hire people who they believe are legal. It is the government's duty to help this second group of companies by providing a real-time verification system for identifying the legal status of all workers so that it is possible to screen out those with illegal documents. The government should outsource the creation of this system so that it is easy, fast and accurate.

Focus deportation efforts on criminals. Those who claim that opponents of the Bush-Kennedy-McCain bill support mass deportations are simply wrong. We want a system in which honest work is available for law-abiding workers and in which the natural attrition of declining job availability will reduce illegal behavior. However, there is one group that should be deported immediately, and the law should be modified to make it easy to do so. Criminals have no future in America. In every major city and increasingly in small cities and even small towns, gangs have become a problem and people feel a rising sense of insecurity. There are at least 30,000 illegal gang members now in the United States. The system should focus on deporting criminals so that people who are here illegally understand that breaking the law will get them deported immediately.

Cut off all federal aid to any city, county or state that refuses to investigate if a criminal is here illegally. These so-called "sanctuary cities" are in effect abetting the violation of American law and increasing the risk to honest, law-abiding Americans. They should be cut off from all federal aid if they refuse to help enforce federal law.

Offer intensive education in English to anyone who wants to learn English, and make English the official language of government. This will begin to reassert the commitment to assimilation and Americanization that has historically been part of legal immigration to America.

Ensure that becoming an American citizen requires passing a test on American history in English and giving up the right to vote in any other country.

Within the context of these proven changes, establish an economically driven temporary worker program like the Krieble Foundation proposals. Any temporary worker would have to pass a background check to ensure they are not a criminal, would have to give biometric information (retinal scan and thumbprint) for a special card that would be outsourced to American Express, MasterCard or Visa so it would be harder to defraud and counterfeit, and would have to sign a contract committing them to pay taxes and obey the law or be removed from the United States within two weeks without recourse to long court processes.

Create a special open-ended worker visa for high value workers who bring specialized education, entrepreneurial talent or capital that will grow the American economy and make America a more prosperous country.

Workers who came here illegally but have a good work relationship and community ties (including family), should have first opportunity to get the new temporary worker visas, but instead of paying penalties, they should be required to go home and get the visa at home. This way they are beginning their new career in America by obeying the law. It is amazing that those who advocate a large fine and the new Z visa, which would be administered in a hopelessly expedited manner, suggest that going home to get a new legal admission to the U.S. is somehow too complicated. If people can break the law by entering the county illegally, they should be able to obey the law and enter America legally.
These 10 steps would lead to a controlled border, a profound revitalization of the core values of American civilization, a renewed respect for the law and an economically driven system of legal temporary workers in an orderly and controllable manner.

This program would work vastly better than the dishonest and hopelessly complex Bush-Kennedy-McCain proposal now being pushed so hard by the establishment against the wishes of most Americans.

Newt Gingrich, June 18, 2007
(c) 2997 Eagle Publishing Company

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June 14, 2007

Sick & Twisted???

It seems that in Egypt men and woman cannot work in the presence of each other unless they have family ties. This was becoming very difficult as the workplace demanded that men and woman work together in some form. So how did they get around this problem? Why just have the men suck on the tits of the woman five times and on the fifth time this would establish a family tie thus allowing them to work together. This ruling was handed down by the highest religious authority in the land. Oh yea, drinking the piss of the prophet Mohamed is also deemed a blessing. I usually have the utmost respect for another persons religious beliefs but this is just sick twisted shit.

Besides have you seen their woman?

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June 12, 2007

Night Light!

I took my tripod and camera and set it up next to Lawrenceville Highway after dark to get these shots of cars as they passed by. Shudder speed was set to five seconds.



Pretty cool for just playing around with the camera.

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June 05, 2007

This is your future America!

Either you wake up to this anti-American behavior and fight it or you will be living it.

This same behavior is prevalent at the so called immigration rallies.

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June 01, 2007

Working Together!

This just says it all.


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